Tough Love from the Mainlander

This is a record of a chat that took place between the Mainlander and me.  It was in reference to a hot woman who he wanted me to "get".  This is his way of encouraging me and kicking my ass into gear, as a friend.  Truthfully, there's more to this than how it comes across but I had to edit this chat record to protect identities.

Note:  Both of us are joshing with each other here so please don't take it too seriously.

For your enjoyment...


 ** Tue 14:57 **
 The Mainlander:    I told you to act up but you didn't.

 ** Tue 14:57 **
 The Mainlander:    If I were you I will do it on 2nd day.

 ** Tue 14:57 **
 The Mainlander:    What a **** you are !

 ** Tue 14:58 **
Me:   Mr. Mainlander, u r awesome - I am too scared.

 ** Tue 14:58 **
Me:   But I will do it.

 ** Tue 14:58 **
Me:   I don't care.

 ** Tue 14:58 **
Me:   U r right.

 ** Tue 14:58 **
 The Mainlander:    She is only a girl what you are afraid of?

 ** Tue 14:58 **
Me:   Hit me.

 ** Tue 14:58 **
Me:   I deserve it.

 ** Tue 14:58 **
The Mainlander:    You don't deserve my hit

 ** Tue 14:58 **
Me:   : (

 ** Tue 15:05 **
 The Mainlander:    You deserve jerking off every night

 ** Tue 15:05 **
Me:   Oh my god

 ** Tue 15:08 **
Me:   I am going to kill myself

 ** Tue 15:08 **
 The Mainlander:    No cry. Cry changes nothing. Just do it.

 ** Tue 15:15 **
 The Mainlander:    I hope you have her email or phone

 ** Tue 15:15 **
 The Mainlander:    If not, look her up on fackbook, Myplace etc

 ** Tue 15:15 **
Me:   I have her email.

 ** Tue 15:15 **
 The Mainlander:    Contact her!!

 ** Tue 15:15 **
Me:   I am in touch with her via bbm too

 ** Tue 15:16 **
 The Mainlander:    You don't want me to tell you how to do!!!

 ** Tue 15:16 **
Me:   Lol

 ** Tue 15:16 **
Me:   I am many yrs older than her

 ** Tue 15:17 **
 The Mainlander:    Nothing you. Can loose, man!!

 ** Tue 15:17 **
Me:   This should be EASY!!!

 ** Tue 15:17 **
Me:   Fuk this!

 ** Tue 15:17 **
Me:   I am gonna go get her!!!

 ** Tue 15:17 **
 The Mainlander:    If you don't act up I'm gonna treat you differently

 ** Tue 15:17 **
 The Mainlander:    As you are not qualified to be my Korean brother

 ** Tue 15:18 **
 The Mainlander:    You are losing faces to all Koreans!

 ** Tue 15:18 **
Me:   But in an uncertain way...

 ** Tue 15:18 **
 The Mainlander:    Don't think that much. Just go!

 ** Tue 15:18 **
Me:   Ok.

 ** Tue 15:18 **
 The Mainlander:    Bring her back to us after 2 weeks.

 ** Tue 15:18 **
Me:   I'll ask her out for next weekend.

 ** Tue 15:18 **
 The Mainlander:    If you failed to do so I am gonna kick your dick off as you don't deserve it!

 ** Tue 15:18 **
 The Mainlander:    Good. You will make it!

 ** Tue 15:18 **
 The Mainlander:    You need me behind you and I will!

 ** Tue 15:18 **
 The Mainlander:    BE A MAN.

 ** Tue 15:18 **
 The Mainlander:    Bye

 ** Tue 15:18 **
Me:   Mr. Mainlander.  Thanks, I appreciate your support. I am ready for battle.