A friend's daughter thought it would be funny to put her poor Mommy into a state of hysteria by "joking" that she broke her wrist. She then ignored her Mommy's attempts to get in contact with her. Miss K, the daughter of my friend, needs a good spanking, but perhaps she really didn't know this type of "joke" isn't funny at all. So, with this in mind, I sent my friend an email. Here it is:
"I was thinking...perhaps Miss K is trying out her comic abilities and testing her talents in humour.
It's agreed that her 'joke' was not funny in the least. I think maybe she needs to be educated in what is funny and what isn't.
Humour is a very difficult thing to grasp. I believe, however, that I have a firm grasp on it.
So, here's my lesson to Miss K should you want to share it with her.
Lesson 1: Jokes that are NOT funny
a) Boyfriend, I'm pregnant; and the baby's yours. Just kidding!
b) Mother, I have[insert ailment of choice here]. Just kidding!
Lesson 2: Jokes that are funny
a) Mother, why is there a naked man in your bedroom? He has no hair on his groin, do you think he's OK? Just kidding!
b) Boyfriend, I think we are at the stage in our relationship where we are strong enough to invite another woman to join our bed. Just kidding!
Hope you smiled, have a good day."
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