The Mainlander's cry for help - Does this make sense to you?

I often notice product branding from Asia;  not because it's amazing or anything like that.  I take notice because the English branding on items doesn''t make sense and this gives me a good chuckle.  Here in my office, my good friend, The Mainlander, put up a sign which communicates his intent, but something remains lost in translation.

Look for yourself.: