Conversations that made me burst out in laughter

Conversation One:
Me:  Did you see my pics from the camping trip I went on this past weekend?
Mainlander:  Oh, yes.
Me:  Well, what did you think?  Beautiful, eh?
Mainlander:  I sent you an email on it.  No girls, man ~ that was bored...
Me:  It was a male bonding trip with a friend of almost 30 years.
Mainlander:  Who cares, man!  No girls!!!
Me:  Damn it man, ok, you're right.  There were times I look at my friend and wanted to scream, "Why the hell are you here!?  Why aren't you a sweet young hottie!!!"  I'll admit the stars were so beautiful by the cliffs, I was very touched and wished I could share it with a dream girl.
Mainlander:  Yes!  And if you take a girl there - even if you rape her, she doesn't have cell service and cannot call anyone!
Me:  -???----???-

I looked at his face and couldn't help but burst out into laughter - no offense ladies, I know it sounds terrible on paper, but this dude is an immigrant from mainland China who is harmless and actually, quite sweet.  I just couldn't believe he said that out loud.  This was a nervous laugh.  I attribute his harsh tone to his lack of command over English.  Truthfully, I was laughing at him, not with him.  Poor guy.

Conversation Two:
Me:  I can't wear contacts, I have astigmatism.
Princess:  *stare*
Me:  *stare*
Princess:  What's that?
Me:  One of my eyes isn't perfectly round, it's warped in shape.
Princess: Oh....I'm sorry~?

At this point I just burst out into laughter...she was so sincere in her apology, and that's so sweet but this was so unexpected!  Why is she sorry?  Hilarious.  This was an affectionate laugh. 

Conversation Three:
Princess:  I see you also like taking portrait shots.
Me:  Well, it's not that I like portrait shots, it was just the two of us and at times, I was alone so it was either the self-timer or self-portraits.  I am somewhat of an amateur photographer so I guess that comes through.
Princess:  You have a steady hand which is already better than most people.
Me:  *smile*
Princess:  I hate people who take bad photos, it's annoying!

Man, I really laughed at this statement.  Princess is so funny sometimes without even trying!  That's talent/genius.  Speaking of natural talent for making me burst in to laughter...let's move on to the Little Lamb.

Conversation Four:
Little Lamb:  I wouldn't show this picture around if I were you
Me:  Why?  Is it a bad pic? 
Little Lamb:  You will give the wrong impression [of your sexuality].
Me:  Sheesh.
Little Lamb:  Hey look, you have your top off in this one.
Me:  Yea, I know I have a spare tire starting.
Little Lamb:  It's not bad, you can tell you have muscles there.
Me: *stare*
Little Lamb:  Hey your shirt's back on here
Me:  Yes, well, ahem, there were women around so I didn't want to steal away anyone's fiancee, girlfriend or wife ~ you know how it is.
Little Lamb:  You had to be careful, women might have fallen off the cliff if you didn't put your shirt back on.

This one is hilarious.  She never misses a beat and just keeps hitting them back to me.  I always end up laughing so hard with her.  She truly has a talent.