The LuLu Lemon Bit-ches of Leslieville!!!

I emailed my coworker Dee to let him know I checked out one of his recommendations for his neighborhood - Lady Marmalade - and the discovery of other establishments in the area...his reply had me rolling on the floor...I thought I'd share this with you all.

Here's my email.

Hi, Dee.

Hope all is well with you.  Please give my regards to your partner, that is, if he's not in Germany getting off on war memorabilia.  *smile*

I've been really hanging out around your place quite a bit.
There's so many wonderful establishments there!!!

Went again to Lady Marmalade yesterday then I took a walk over to Dark Horse Espresso Bar.  En route, I walked by a certain modern Japanese restaurant called District.  It was closed but I could clearly see the interior and thought of you right away, Mr. dress-in-all-black-all-the-time.

The place looked like a haven for goth vampire types who care more for ambiance than for authenticity.  The interior, according to my aesthetic appeal, was a miserable failure as it is a total mismatch for the cuisine it serves...but that's just my opinion on the interior.  I keep my mind open for the fact the food could be exceptional.

Have you tried this place?

Also, what about this place called Comrade?  Inside it looked very "stuffy-yet-modern-poshy"...that's the feel I got from it...reminded me of an old UofT library that was modernized with sleeker furniture and layout.  Looked like a lounge...have you ever been?

Oh, also, what is up with the hot women walking about that area????  All in their late 20s - mid 30s and they all look like yoga instructors.  Their sense of style is impeccable but not stuffy like the Bloor and Bay types...more casual Queen street elegance...wow.  I'm moving to Queen and Carlaw and buying one of the condos there.

Here's Dee's reply:

Hey,

How's it going?

Been meaning to go to District but haven't made it. The reviews have been so so--You're right I like the interior. I have been to Comrade but they were snooty when we went a year ago but we haven't been back. & yes you are right the LULU Lemon bitches are out in full force in my area.*

*[Comment:  The LULU Lemon bitches...lol...oh my gawh!  Hilarious...that's exactly how these ladies looked.  ~Creative Fitness]

We used to go to dark Horse alot but not now with the LuLu's & baby carriages everywhere. I am beginning to think my area is getting too hip for my liking----I miss the grunge! I really like it around Dundas & Ossington a lot.

Are you really going to buy a condo on Carlaw?. Some of them are really nice.

Well take care---are you ever coming back here?

D. 

 Ha ha ha ha ha...LuLu Lemon bitches...I love it!!!  Bravo, Dee!!!